This blog is pretty much my secret life away from my boring actual life.
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling
I was more wondering why you were on fire.
by “get out” did you mean “take your brother outside as fast as you can”
yoU STOP THAT
GO, DEAN GO